AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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