I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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