I wanna bring you to show and tell
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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