Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
