We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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