its not stalking. its research.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
pray to the hookup gods
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
