Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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