I need help removing her.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My dick has a subreddit
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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