Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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