If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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