I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
bring money and cleavage
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
