It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Someone signed my nipple.
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