it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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