I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Drake has all the answers
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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