Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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