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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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