I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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