fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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