My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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