We won't sleep together?
i don't like sucking hair
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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