I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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