Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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