Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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