Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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