So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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