this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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