why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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