Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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