Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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