I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
