i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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