God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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