U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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