So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You were trust falling into bushes
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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