peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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