my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I love having hate sex.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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