shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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