only if we run a train.
done.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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