I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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