Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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