Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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