dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
