Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
This is the high leading the old right now
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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