Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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