Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh god the rape fog is back!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We got so high we made milksteak
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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