I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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