Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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