Whod you bang
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
