somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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