then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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