So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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