I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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